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Type it
“lunch 14”, “2 uber 40”, “same again.” Punctuation optional. Effort optional. Say it how you'd say it out loud.
Meet Pico · now on the App StoreSpending,
Spending,
judged.
Pico is a spending tracker. Type what you bought like you'd text a friend — it sorts it, does the math, and has notes.
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The whole app, basically
Just type it.
Tell Pico what you bought, however it comes out of your head. It figures out the amount, the category, and how it feels about your choices. No forms. No receipt scanning. No spreadsheet you'll abandon by Thursday.
Splits, tips, and “3 beers $8 each” — all handled.
For example: type “2 lattes, 6 each” and Pico logs $12.00 under Food & Drink · Coffee, then quips, “Twelve dollars to feel like a person. Noted.”
Three steps, zero effort
See where it actually goes.
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Pico sorts it
It reads the mess, picks the category, and lands on the real number — check splits, tips, and “$8 each” included.
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You see the damage
Every entry stacks into a running total you can actually face. Pico narrates. You (allegedly) improve.
The jokes are AI. The math is not — every total is locked down by code, never guessed by a model. Pico can be wrong about your life choices, not your balance.
More than a smart text box
Small app. Strong opinions.
Say it out loud
Voice input logs an expense while your hands are full — processed on your device, not shipped to a server.
Split the tab
Share a budget with roommates or a partner. Everyone logs, Pico keeps score, and nobody has to chase receipts in the group chat.
Streaks that sting
Log every day and Pico grudgingly notices. Miss one and, well, you'll hear about it.
Watch it stack up
Spending builds into a living breakdown by category. Tap any coin to see exactly where the money went.
Unlock the judgment
Achievements and roast cards for milestones you didn't know you were hitting. A few are even compliments.
Nosy, not creepy
Transactions live on your phone by default. Pico can roast a latte without uploading your whole life.
Private by default
Stays on your phone.
Spending data is stored locally on your device — not on our servers. The only things that leave are the bits a feature genuinely needs, and never your name stapled to your numbers.
Read the privacy policy
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Pico is on the App Store. Log your first questionable purchase in about ten seconds. The judgment comes included.
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